absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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