I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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