No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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