we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't put those talents on a resume
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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