please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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i drank out of a bidet.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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