ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
