Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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