whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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