How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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