Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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