Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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