you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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