I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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