Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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