In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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