Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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