hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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