I want to have your abortion
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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