The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
