ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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