Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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