i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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