I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
how can u be prego again
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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