so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
