I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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