i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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