i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She told me I should be a condom model.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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