A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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