She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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