doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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