what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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