her vagine was all disorganized.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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