She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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