Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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