You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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