do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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