Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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