what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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