question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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