you told grandpa to call you daddy
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize