Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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