Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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