Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
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