i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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