saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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