THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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