Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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