Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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