I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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