i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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