Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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