He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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