After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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