Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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