we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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