I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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