I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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