wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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