Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
